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Married, B*tches! Ornament


Send a lil' love from Texas!

State size ~3.5". Leather strap length 4.5".

Anywhere! Loads of people buy these year-round to celebrate a trip or a special occasion. I've seen them in rear view windows, on walls, in windows, or attached on a gift. They're very versatile!

Our ornaments are made from 1/4" baltic birch with a leather strap.

We make all our goods from scratch. Each item is designed, made and finished in our Austin, TX studio.


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